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Welcome to The Learned Ladies and Gentlemen Matchmaking Service, brought to you by Cake/Ateh Productions.  Please peruse our magnificent selection of possible mates, handpicked from the best social circles in Paris.  Happy hunting...

Trissotin.  He'll write a poem just for you.

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What I’m doing with my life:  Right now, I'm just trying to find a lady. 
      A lady with some money, know what I'm sayin'?

The first thing people notice about me is:  My scent. Often entering the 
      room before me.

I spend a lot of time thinking about:  Ladies and money.

The 3 most important things I look for in a mate are:  Are they a lady, 
      do they have money, will they share some with me.

A perfect date includes:  A free meal and whatever else that entitles me to.

A typical Friday night for me:  Open mic nite at the local poetry slam.

Favorite party game:  Twister, duh.

Favorite color:  Green.

Favorite animal:  Lady animals.

Come see The Learned Ladies, and get to know Trissotin a whole lot better...

Belise.  She's special.

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What I’m doing with my life:  Devoting myself to education, self improvement and general soul elevation.

The first thing people notice about me is:  My joie de vivre!

I spend a lot of time thinking about:  Lost love, forbidden love, romantic love, unrequited love, puppy love, great love and plain old love love.

The 3 most important things I look for in a mate are:  His eyes must say everything, his soul must reject timidity, and an insurmountable obstacle must prevent our union.

A perfect date includes:  You come to my home to court me, but I reject you, so that night you serenade me outside my window, enticing, imploring, nay, begging me to join you for an illicit moonlit stroll.  I acquiesce, against my better judgment, unable to control my heart.  On our journey, you try to steal a kiss, but my virtue won’t concede, and then, almost as if Diana herself were listening, a tree branch falls upon you and in your last moments, you pledge to me that your love will live long after you die.  Then you die.

Favorite color:  Blood red.

Favorite animal:  Siberian tiger.

Favorite party game:  Charades. 

Join the ranks of Belise's lovers at The Learned Ladies...


Chrysale.  Forever lounging.

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I spend a lot of time thinking about:  Tea at 3:00.

A perfect date includes:  Tea, bouillabaisse, and peace and quiet.

Favorite party game:  Napping.

Favorite animal:  I don't know, a cat?  I don't even know why I'm doing this, I married...

Relax with Chrysale at The Learned Ladies...

Martine.  Getting the job done.

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What I’m doing with my life:  I'm a housemaid.

The first thing people notice about me is:  What I'm about to serve them.

I spend a lot of time thinking about:  What needs to get done. 

The 3 most important things I look for in a mate are:  Straightforward.  No bullshit.  Another way to say that.

A perfect date includes:  Sitting down 

A typical Friday night for me:  The ugly parts of preparing duck pate.

Favorite party game:  Marry/Boff/Kill

Favorite color:  Is this important? 

Favorite animal:  Anything that doesn't poop in the house. 

Have Martine serve you something sweet at 
The Learned Ladies...

Henriette.  Playing for keeps.

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What I’m doing with my life:  I'm playing a lot of tennis these days, and 
     just daydreaming about marriage and babies.

The first thing people notice about me is:  I'm really nubile.

The 3 most important things I look for in a mate are:  Passion, 
     kindness, high sperm count.

A perfect date includes:  A man opening the door for me, gin & tonics in 
     the garden, and a lengthy discussion about future children.

A typical Friday night for me:  I always want to go out dancing, but usually 
     wind up having to stay home to listen to my mom's latest essay.

Favorite party game:  Spin the Bottle.

Favorite color:  Bridal white.

Favorite animal:  Giraffe.

Help Henriette secure her future at The Learned Ladies...


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