Welcome to The Learned Ladies and Gentlemen Matchmaking Service, brought to you by Cake/Ateh Productions. Please peruse our magnificent selection of possible mates, handpicked from the best social circles in Paris. Happy hunting...
Trissotin. He'll write a poem just for you.
What I’m doing with my life: Right now, I'm just trying to find a lady.
A lady with some money, know what I'm sayin'?
The first thing people notice about me is: My scent. Often entering the
room before me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about: Ladies and money.
The 3 most important things I look for in a mate are: Are they a lady,
do they have money, will they share some with me.
A perfect date includes: A free meal and whatever else that entitles me to.
A typical Friday night for me: Open mic nite at the local poetry slam.
Favorite party game: Twister, duh.
Favorite color: Green.
Favorite animal: Lady animals.
Come see The Learned Ladies, and get to know Trissotin a whole lot better...
A lady with some money, know what I'm sayin'?
The first thing people notice about me is: My scent. Often entering the
room before me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about: Ladies and money.
The 3 most important things I look for in a mate are: Are they a lady,
do they have money, will they share some with me.
A perfect date includes: A free meal and whatever else that entitles me to.
A typical Friday night for me: Open mic nite at the local poetry slam.
Favorite party game: Twister, duh.
Favorite color: Green.
Favorite animal: Lady animals.
Come see The Learned Ladies, and get to know Trissotin a whole lot better...
Belise. She's special.
What I’m doing with my life: Devoting myself to education, self improvement and general soul elevation.
The first thing people notice about me is: My joie de vivre!
I spend a lot of time thinking about: Lost love, forbidden love, romantic love, unrequited love, puppy love, great love and plain old love love.
The 3 most important things I look for in a mate are: His eyes must say everything, his soul must reject timidity, and an insurmountable obstacle must prevent our union.
A perfect date includes: You come to my home to court me, but I reject you, so that night you serenade me outside my window, enticing, imploring, nay, begging me to join you for an illicit moonlit stroll. I acquiesce, against my better judgment, unable to control my heart. On our journey, you try to steal a kiss, but my virtue won’t concede, and then, almost as if Diana herself were listening, a tree branch falls upon you and in your last moments, you pledge to me that your love will live long after you die. Then you die.
Favorite color: Blood red.
Favorite animal: Siberian tiger.
Favorite party game: Charades.
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The first thing people notice about me is: My joie de vivre!
I spend a lot of time thinking about: Lost love, forbidden love, romantic love, unrequited love, puppy love, great love and plain old love love.
The 3 most important things I look for in a mate are: His eyes must say everything, his soul must reject timidity, and an insurmountable obstacle must prevent our union.
A perfect date includes: You come to my home to court me, but I reject you, so that night you serenade me outside my window, enticing, imploring, nay, begging me to join you for an illicit moonlit stroll. I acquiesce, against my better judgment, unable to control my heart. On our journey, you try to steal a kiss, but my virtue won’t concede, and then, almost as if Diana herself were listening, a tree branch falls upon you and in your last moments, you pledge to me that your love will live long after you die. Then you die.
Favorite color: Blood red.
Favorite animal: Siberian tiger.
Favorite party game: Charades.
Join the ranks of Belise's lovers at The Learned Ladies...
Chrysale. Forever lounging.
I spend a lot of time thinking about: Tea at 3:00.
A perfect date includes: Tea, bouillabaisse, and peace and quiet.
Favorite party game: Napping.
Favorite animal: I don't know, a cat? I don't even know why I'm doing this, I married...
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A perfect date includes: Tea, bouillabaisse, and peace and quiet.
Favorite party game: Napping.
Favorite animal: I don't know, a cat? I don't even know why I'm doing this, I married...
Relax with Chrysale at The Learned Ladies...
Martine. Getting the job done.
What I’m doing with my life: I'm a housemaid.
The first thing people notice about me is: What I'm about to serve them.
I spend a lot of time thinking about: What needs to get done.
The 3 most important things I look for in a mate are: Straightforward. No bullshit. Another way to say that.
A perfect date includes: Sitting down
A typical Friday night for me: The ugly parts of preparing duck pate.
Favorite party game: Marry/Boff/Kill
Favorite color: Is this important?
Favorite animal: Anything that doesn't poop in the house.
Have Martine serve you something sweet at
The Learned Ladies...
The first thing people notice about me is: What I'm about to serve them.
I spend a lot of time thinking about: What needs to get done.
The 3 most important things I look for in a mate are: Straightforward. No bullshit. Another way to say that.
A perfect date includes: Sitting down
A typical Friday night for me: The ugly parts of preparing duck pate.
Favorite party game: Marry/Boff/Kill
Favorite color: Is this important?
Favorite animal: Anything that doesn't poop in the house.
Have Martine serve you something sweet at
The Learned Ladies...
Henriette. Playing for keeps.
What I’m doing with my life: I'm playing a lot of tennis these days, and
just daydreaming about marriage and babies.
The first thing people notice about me is: I'm really nubile.
The 3 most important things I look for in a mate are: Passion,
kindness, high sperm count.
A perfect date includes: A man opening the door for me, gin & tonics in
the garden, and a lengthy discussion about future children.
A typical Friday night for me: I always want to go out dancing, but usually
wind up having to stay home to listen to my mom's latest essay.
Favorite party game: Spin the Bottle.
Favorite color: Bridal white.
Favorite animal: Giraffe.
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just daydreaming about marriage and babies.
The first thing people notice about me is: I'm really nubile.
The 3 most important things I look for in a mate are: Passion,
kindness, high sperm count.
A perfect date includes: A man opening the door for me, gin & tonics in
the garden, and a lengthy discussion about future children.
A typical Friday night for me: I always want to go out dancing, but usually
wind up having to stay home to listen to my mom's latest essay.
Favorite party game: Spin the Bottle.
Favorite color: Bridal white.
Favorite animal: Giraffe.
Help Henriette secure her future at The Learned Ladies...
